
(It has little spikes on the index and ring finger to simulate a vampire bite but…seriously, seriously.)

(We can’t make this stuff up)
(Time to drop trou and see whos right.)
(20 or more orgasms per hour can induce a coma effect)
(Question is, how many threesomes or above?)
(Something about, Frequent Flyer Miles. I love puns <3)
(Creepy thing is, my mom chews ice all the time…)
(I guess you can never get squeaky clean down there then huh?)