Random Sex (Law) Fact: WASHINGTON - It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. Even wedding nights.

(If it wasn’t for Silicon Valley, Washington would suck.)

Random Sex Fact: Even though Republicans enjoy a spicier sex life (See earlier sex fact), Democrats loose their virginity faster.

Random Sex Fact: Not everyone is as lucky as you. 1.1 Million men and 800,000 women between the ages of 25-45 have never had sex.

(I can maybe understand up to 30…maybe…not really…but 45? Phew.)

Random Sex Fact: Best job in the world? Getting paid to deflower virgins in Guam. They get paid by the virgins to have sex with them.

(Because under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry)

Random Sex Fact: In the state of Washington, there is actually a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (Including the wedding night).

Random Sex Fact: Only 20% of college students are virgins

Random Sex Fact: Only 29% of us are virgins when they marry